Category Archives: humour
Henry the Hoover
I have definately spent too long as a cleaner…. I’ve started talking to inanimate objects. I see Henry the hoover every evening at work. I open my cleaning cupboard, full of supplies, and see his permenently smiling face looking at … Continue reading
Posted in humour, life
Tagged cleaning, henry hoover, inanimate objects, silly, thought process, witty
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Finding Positives
I hate my job. Fact. For those not in the know, I have an evening cleaning job at a children’s nursery. Cleaning up after somebody else is nobody’s idea of a great job… well unless you are Monica from Friends… … Continue reading
Posted in humour, jobs, Journal, life, mind, reflections, thoughts, witty
Tagged biscuits, british weather, children's nusery, daycare, fed-up, friends, in a funk, life choices, monica geller, positive thinking, sunshine
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How to Survive 12 hours at Daycare
That’s right… I have worked for 12 straight hours at a children’s nursery. Because my sister is manager of the nursery where I clean, she will sometimes ask me to help cover for staff shortages due to illness or training … Continue reading
Chav Lullaby
For those who aren’t inhabiting the land of the English, “a chav” is the term used to denote somebody who has no work ethic, sponging money off the government, and who has no prospects in life. Their attitude is poor … Continue reading
Posted in children, creative writing, culture, family, fun, humour, people, society
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NaNoWriMo – Day 21 – Dear Blog
Dear my lovely, Anything Goes blog, I am so sorry that I have been neglecting you, only writing to you a few words of complaint about NaNoWriMo once a week. I know you thrive when I feed you with long … Continue reading
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